I am writing this under an appreciable mental strain, since by tonight I shall be a cat. Penniless, and at the end of my supply of bathtub gin which alone makes my transformation endurable, I can bear this cat-astrophe no longer. Tonight, I shall buy fifty cans of tuna, open them while I still retain my opposable thumbs. I shall feast to bursting.

In the end I must rely on the judgment and standing of the few cats of science who have, on the one hand, sufficient independence of thought to weigh my hideous countenance against what I have been or what I will become in the process of my baffling cat-cycles; on the other hand, insufficient evidence to my condition deter the cat science world in general from any rash and overambitious conclusions about my nature. It is an unfortunate fact that in the process of becoming no longer a man, the chance remains that I will also not become a cat.

Perhaps if I discuss the new Lackadaisy comic dub, it will keep my mind off of my unnatural, unfinished state…

“Lovecrafty,” so named after H. P. Lovecraft, the progenitor of so-called “cosmic” horror which takes upon itself the abstract terror of madness and the indescribable Other. Friends, I beg you not to watch. The knowledge in this video should not be released upon the world. If you happen to, for instance, “like” the video or share it or subscribe to Lackadaisy’s YouTube channel, I cannot be held responsible for the dire consequences. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, the bell… sends you notifications of future videos. It’s actually a really neat feature and you should totally try it.

But beware! Bewaaare~!

And happy Halloween, friends.