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Talentless Smartass
 Post subject: Re: DayZ
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:56 pm GMT 
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Ehrm, The DayZ of Our Lives.






I'm terribly sorry :X

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sucks.
 Post subject: Re: DayZ
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:58 pm GMT 
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Fat Cat
 Post subject: Re: DayZ
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:02 pm GMT 
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That shit cray.

Anyway, might check it out when the standalone version comes out. Heard that the mod is pretty glitchy overall and I don't really want to buy ARMA2 just to get the alpha for something that's just going to come out later anyway.

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Embodiment of contradictions
 Post subject: Re: DayZ
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:29 pm GMT 
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I laid down in a tower and then I was below the planet and then I was 5000 feet in the air and I fell down and died slowly but someone came by just in time and stole all my ammo and left me to bleed.

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That's why you're my favorite.

You have a strange and evil mind on your shoulders, smarticus.


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sucks.
 Post subject: Re: DayZ
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:39 pm GMT 
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smarticus wrote:
I laid down in a tower and then I was below the planet and then I was 5000 feet in the air and I fell down and died slowly but someone came by just in time and stole all my ammo and left me to bleed.


that happens

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Fat Cat
 Post subject: Re: DayZ
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:45 pm GMT 
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smarticus wrote:
I laid down in a tower and then I was below the planet and then I was 5000 feet in the air and I fell down and died slowly but someone came by just in time and stole all my ammo and left me to bleed.

Just like in real life.

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Guys I totally write now.
 Post subject: Re: DayZ
PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:52 pm GMT 
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Anyway. I was playing on DayZ Celle, and I had spawned in Celle. (town name) After running around, I found a fuel-less heli next to some tents in the middle of a religious compound (there were tents EVERYWHERE in that city.) So after some fancy scouting I found a jerry can (uno) and I tried to find a large gas container to park the heli next to and refuel. I had found one across the river, so I fueled up the heli and lifted off (not without playing the "Goodbye" song as featured in Breaking Bad. I managed to get out of the enclosed space without sucumbing to a metallic death, and quickly flew 400m to the gas tanks. Right when I went over the river, the fuel indicator dropped to about the size of a DNA strand. I panicked (mind you this was a 1st person heli server, and I was REALLY INEXPERIENCED in landing a heli in first person)

I went down too hard and the heli was damaged and became inoperable. Realizing what I had done, and that the heli bounced off the terrain and was heading on a trajectory that would get my boots very wet, I ejected out of the wreckage and rolled into the sand. I quickly turned around and saw that my precious heli was sinking into the river, and I saluted its passing into Helicopter Heaven. Of course, as one last kicking in the testicles thanks to DayZ, the heli decided that fuel could become flammable in water, and it exploded sending plenty of water into my face. Still saluting, In slowly walked away as the piano solo and the main portion of the song began. I started have a sad because Celle is a big map. And I have barely searched 1/10th of it and already I've destroyed all of my vehicle options. I bet I pissed off a clan or something. Oh well. I had great fun losing the potiential to have great fun. I later checked the airfield near the town and found piss-nothing, and eventually logged off in a town somewhere. The highlight of all of this is that I found my favorite pistol, the Sig-Sauer P228.


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Guys I totally write now.
 Post subject: Re: DayZ
PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:35 pm GMT 
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Also today it took me 3 hours to find 4 wheels for a car. WORTH IT.


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 Post subject: Re: DayZ
PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:36 am GMT 
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CZProductions wrote:
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What is DayZ Lacking?


Its missing an anticheat... everyone is cheating in that game. :(


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